“B*tch Better Have My Cookies” Christmas Sweatshirt | Funny Santa Holiday Crewneck

Forget milk Santa came for the drama and the COOKIES.

This bold and hilarious sweatshirt is for the babes who are done pretending to be silent and holy night-ing their way through December. With a vintage-style Santa graphic, festive red & green distressed lettering, and a message that says exactly what we’re all thinking… this is the Christmas statement piece you didn’t know you needed.

Whether you’re baking with your chaos crew, hosting a cookie exchange, or showing up to the holiday party with full savage energy this crewneck is IT.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Cozy AF fleece-lined interior
• Retro distressed print with serious holiday sass
• Soft, comfy unisex fit size up for oversized realness
• Handmade heat press by USNK Crafts (aka holiday magic hands)
• Guaranteed to be the most talked-about look at the party

Product Details:

🎅 Design: Retro Santa with cookie + bold “B*tch Better Have My Cookies” text

🖤 Colors: Classic gray sweatshirt with red & green vintage style lettering

📏 Fit: Unisex sizing (true to size or oversized perfection)

🧼 Machine washable (because frosting happens)